accomplished twins. life is a go
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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