Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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