Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I have post one night stand depression
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