Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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