It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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