So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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