She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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