I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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