Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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