we're blogging at a bar
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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