Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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