Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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