Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I intend to get homeless drunk
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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