Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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