After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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