this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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