I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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