i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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