youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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