im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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