Porn is love you can see.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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