get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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