Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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