Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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