a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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