I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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