just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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