Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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