he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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