I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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