Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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