I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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