Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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