i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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