if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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