I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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