You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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