This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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