Its about making memories worth repressing
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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