Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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