so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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