just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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