a queef is a wish your heart makes.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
