i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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