did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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