So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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