I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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