your room smells of hookers.
And success
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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