brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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