i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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