there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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