Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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